Where have you gone? It seems you've taken a vacation of some sorts without telling me. I realize that it must be hard working with someone as failure-prone as myself, and i also realize that you certainly deserve a wonderful relaxing vacation for putting up with me for so long. However, i'm writing to you on your lovely little food-free vacation island to implore you to come back to me. I really can't go on without you. I fail even worse when you're not next to me screaming at me to put the bad food away. I feel horrid for asking you to come back from your vacation early, but i really need you. I promise you can go back on vacation for twice as long just as soon as you've whipped me back into shape and helped me to find my control again. I'll even pay for you to go back--first class and everything! Just please, please come back to me; i need you.
My Darling Jo,
The only reason i ever left was to wait for you to tell me those very words. In fact, i'm not truly enjoying this vacation as i'm too busy worrying about all the horrid things you've probably put into your mouth already. I'm on my way back as i write, and i'm sure i'll be by your side by the end of the day, just when it gets hardest for you to keep in control. Stay strong, and wait for me before you even go into the kitchen!
All my Love,